Chuck Norris Jokes

Space Jokes

When Chuck Norris visits Pluto, it gets included back in the list of planets.

Chuck Norris can bowl with meteors.

Chuck Norris does not need light years; he needs light seconds.

When aliens abduct Chuck Norris, they ask him to probe them.

The universe hasn’t expanded since the Big Bang; it’s just trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once threw a rock. That’s why we have the asteroid belt.

Chuck Norris can make a galaxy spin with a flick of his finger.

The only eclipse Chuck Norris enjoys is when the sun gets in between him and the Earth.

Chuck Norris can outshine the sun.

Chuck Norris doesn’t go supernova; supernovas go Chucknova.

Chuck Norris can kick a planet into a sun.

Chuck Norris won a staring contest with a supernova.

NASA doesn’t explore space without asking Chuck Norris first.

Chuck Norris can use a black hole as a shortcut.

The Milky Way is just the path Chuck Norris left when he spilled his coffee.

Gravity isn’t responsible for people falling in love, but it’s responsible for keeping them away from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can play catch with comets.

Chuck Norris doesn’t see the dark side of the moon; the moon sees the dark side of Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris jumps into a black hole, it closes out of fear.

Chuck Norris uses the Aurora Borealis as a night light.

The only reason the moon has phases is because it wants to avoid Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn’t need a telescope to see the edge of the universe.

The Universe isn’t expanding. It’s running away from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can ignite a star with his gaze.

Meteor showers are just Chuck Norris practicing his shooting range.

Chuck Norris can eat a Milky Way for real.

When Chuck Norris points at the sky, stars rearrange themselves.

If Chuck Norris were to travel at the speed of light, time would have to catch up.

Chuck Norris uses the constellation Orion’s belt to hold up his pants.

Saturn’s rings were a gift from Chuck Norris.

Aliens exist because they’re hiding from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Even in zero gravity.

When Chuck Norris looks through a telescope, the galaxies rush to look back.

Chuck Norris doesn’t need a spacesuit; space needs a Chuck-suit.

The reason Mars is red is that it blushed the first time it saw Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick through the space-time continuum.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice. Now he does it for fun in light years.

The asteroid belt is just the remains of a planet Chuck Norris didn’t like.

Chuck Norris can strangle you with the rings of Saturn.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Galaxies. Now they’re just the Galaxies.

Chuck Norris uses neutron stars for golf balls.

Black holes are just places where Chuck Norris has already mined all the dark matter.

Chuck Norris uses black holes as hula hoops.

Chuck Norris knows why Pluto isn’t a planet anymore.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he pushes the Earth out of orbit.

Chuck Norris can breathe in space. He just doesn’t want to show off.

Chuck Norris can hear space scream.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the universe down.

The Big Bang was just Chuck Norris clapping his hands.

The only reason the sun rises is because Chuck Norris is finished using the night.