Chuck Norris Jokes

Law Jokes

Supreme Overruling

Warrantless Presence

Rewriting International Law

Testifying Stand

Legal Precedent Will

Self-Cross-Examination Redux

Pleading Laws

Lawful Words

Deposing Truth

Thunderbolt Orders

Citing Chuck

Custodial Law

Enacting Statutes

Audible Fine Print

Closing the Courthouse

Stone Tablet Legal Pad

Apologetic Ticketing

Glancing Vetoes

Final Verdicts

Arresting the Police

Giving Legal Advice

Law Books Plead

Breaking the Law

Convicting Testimony

Pleading Opponents

Sentencing Laws

Enforcing Gravity

Perfecting Law

Facing Charges

Gavel as a Nail

Case-Winning Glance

Breaking Physics Laws

Self-Banging Gavel

Bible Swears on Chuck

Restraining the Law

The Law Learns

Self-Serving Subpoena

Truth’s Guilty Plea

Self-Briefing Legal Briefs

Staring Down Precedents

Motion of the Fist

Self-Cross-Examination

Jury Duty Solo

Discretionary Bar Passing

Judges Stand Up

Sustained Objections

The Fifth Pleads Chuck

Amending Statutes

Legal No Parking

Criminal Patrollers