Chuck Norris Jokes

Business and Finance Jokes

Economic Moods: Chuck’s Recession

LinkedIn Power: Corporate Bankruptcy

Accountant’s Nightmare: Counting with Chuck

Redefining Hostile Takeovers

Preemptive Market Corrections

Billion-Dollar Cents

Extended Fiscal Year

Startups That Stay

Futures Decided by Chuck

Analytics? Chuck Sets Trends

Power-Saving Corporate Rescue

Extreme Salesmanship: Ice, Sand, Water

Nasdaq Response: Chuck Enters

Portfolio Self-Diversification

Acquisitions: Chuck Style

Defying Gravity: Business Overhead

Respectful Inventory

Asset Evaporation: Chuck’s Financial Touch

Capital Gains: Eyebrow Edition

Leveraging Buyouts: Chuck’s Terms

No Equals: Chuck’s Calculations

Budget Balancing Act: Just a Tilt

Retirement Planning: Chuck’s 401Chuck

Lemonade Stand Monopoly

Reducing Risk: Norris Style

Self-Balancing Checkbook

Self-Crunching Numbers: Chuck Audits

Divine Taxation: Chuck’s Returns

Depreciating Depreciation

Bill Payments: Avoiding Reminders

Minimalist Connections: Chuck Calls

The Long Stare: Chuck’s Market Move

One-Sided Ledger: All Profit

Internet Agreements: Chuck’s Way

Self-Negotiation: Opponents vs. Themselves

Self-Advancing Slides: Respect for Chuck

Signature Influence: Chuck’s Market Power

Economic Boost: Just Another Raise for Chuck

The Gold Standard: Investing in Chuck

The Staring Deal-Closer

Dow Jones Anticipation: Chuck Starts Up

Monopoly: Chuck’s Real-World Game

Market Predictions: All Eyes on Chuck

Chuck’s Gathering Spot: Where Money Meets

Permanent Cost Cuts: The Norris Way

Business as Unusual: Reality Checks with Chuck

The Un-crossable Line: Chuck’s Market Control

Infinity and Beyond: Chuck’s Credit Score

Economic Inflation: Chuck Blows Up

Interest Payments: Banks Pay Chuck