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Animals
Arctic Hospitality: Polar Refreshments
Bear Games: Fetch with Giants
Savannah Etiquette: Lion Right of Way
Web Evictions: Spider Real Estate
Swamp Construction: Alligator Craftsmen
Non-Safari Adventures: A Parade of Paws
Giraffe Creation: An Uppercut Story
Honey Permissions: Bee Negotiations
Dinosaur Eulogies: Time-Traveling Speeches
Dragon Tickles: Mythical Laughter
Cooking
Frosty Glare: Snow Cone Creation
Diving Carrots: Stew Prep
Humble Blades: Self-Sharpening
Whispered Boiling: Speedy Water
Flavor Punch: Intense Tastes
Courageous Cuisine: No Light Needed
Sweaty Onions: The Norris Effect
Rising Salute: Bakery Edition
Global Dinner Call: World Cuisine Awaits
Egg Beatdown: Crying Whites
Music
Instant Rap Win
Clock Syncopation
Techno Symphony
Hypnotic Flute
Drum Machine Defeat
Auto-Tune Fix
Deep Bass Alarm
Pin Drop Concert
Solo Whistle Duet
Lullaby Sleep Inducer
Art
Solo Pictionary: Chuck’s Imaginative Gameplay
Disappearing Acts: Chuck’s Impact on Street Art
Artistic Thoughts: Chuck’s Creative Mind
Oscar-Worthy Scripts: Chuck’s Screenwriting Shine
Melting Sculptures: Chuck’s Chilly Craft
Draft Perfection: Chuck’s One-and-Done Writings
Novel Gazing: Chuck’s Instant Book Learning
Silent Storytelling: Chuck’s Voiceless Narration
Whispered Narratives: Chuck’s Audible Contributions
Origami Obedience: Paper Folds for Chuck
Sports
World Record Collection
Gold Medal Drinks
Self-Refereeing
Self-Ringing Bell
Soccer Touchdown
Aura Volleyblock
Everest Warm-Up
Explosive Dodgeball
Perspiration Submission
Magnetic Swimming
Business
Economic Moods: Chuck’s Recession
LinkedIn Power: Corporate Bankruptcy
Accountant’s Nightmare: Counting with Chuck
Redefining Hostile Takeovers
Preemptive Market Corrections
Billion-Dollar Cents
Extended Fiscal Year
Startups That Stay
Futures Decided by Chuck
Analytics? Chuck Sets Trends
Education
Eyes-Closed Mastery
Solo Group Efforts
Class Exodus
Silent Command
Autonomous Test Submission
Chuck Point Average
Survival Show and Tell
Editorial Power: Dictionary Edition
Classroom Tech Boost
Time Travel Teaching
Travel
Inspiring Statue
Monumental Visitor
Self-Packing Luggage
Cultural Reversal
Subtitle-Free Viewer
Gravity Defier
Globe Sprinter
Sea Reviver
Self-Marking Explorer
Ticketless Travel
Health
Crying Protein Bars
Shin Splint Authority
Eight-Pack Abs
Backward Marathon
One-at-a-Time Scale
Bar-Free Pull-Ups
Sauna Heat Surge
CPR Revival
Independent Shadow Workout
Yoga Mastery
Gardening
Seasoning Herbs
Auto-Digging Potatoes
Ley Line Paths
Commanding Climbers
Instant Trees
Weeds’ Graveyard
Restful Flower Beds
Commanding Sunlight
Topiary Mastery
Overnight Bamboo
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