Chuck Norris Jokes

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Smartphone Cinematography

Chuck Norris can film a five-star movie with a smartphone.

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Egg Beatdown: Crying Whites

Chuck Norris can beat eggs until they cry.

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Iron Age Start

The term “Iron Age” was adopted after Chuck Norris decided to try something other than…

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Swamp Construction: Alligator Craftsmen
November 25, 2024

When Chuck Norris enters a swamp, alligators build him a raft.

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Non-Safari Adventures: A Parade of Paws
November 25, 2024

Chuck Norris doesn’t go on safari. Animals parade before him.

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Giraffe Creation: An Uppercut Story
November 25, 2024

Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercut a horse.

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Honey Permissions: Bee Negotiations
November 25, 2024

Bees ask Chuck Norris for permission before making honey.

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Dinosaur Eulogies: Time-Traveling Speeches
November 25, 2024

Chuck Norris once gave a eulogy at a dinosaur’s funeral.

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Rising Salute: Bakery Edition
November 25, 2024

When Chuck Norris walks into a bakery, the dough rises in salute.

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Global Dinner Call: World Cuisine Awaits
November 25, 2024

When Chuck Norris yells ‘Dinner’s ready!’, food from all around the world lines up at…

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Egg Beatdown: Crying Whites
November 25, 2024

Chuck Norris can beat eggs until they cry.

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Ice Grill: BBQ Chills
November 25, 2024

Chuck Norris can barbecue with ice.

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Self-Kneading Dough
November 25, 2024

When Chuck Norris makes dough, the flour kneads itself.

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Drum Machine Defeat
November 25, 2024

Chuck Norris once out-drummed a drum machine.

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Auto-Tune Fix
November 25, 2024

When Chuck Norris sings, Auto-Tune gets itself corrected.

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Deep Bass Alarm
November 25, 2024

Chuck Norris can play bass so deep, it sets off car alarms.

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Pin Drop Concert
November 25, 2024

Chuck Norris can hear a pin drop in the middle of a rock concert.

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Solo Whistle Duet
November 25, 2024

Chuck Norris can whistle a duet with himself.

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Silent Storytelling: Chuck’s Voiceless Narration
November 25, 2024

Chuck Norris can narrate an audiobook silently.

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Whispered Narratives: Chuck’s Audible Contributions
November 25, 2024

Chuck Norris’s whispers are recorded for audiobooks.

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Origami Obedience: Paper Folds for Chuck
November 25, 2024

When Chuck Norris does origami, the paper folds itself.

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Epic Entries: Chuck’s Novel-Worthy Diary
November 25, 2024

Chuck Norris’s diary is a series of epic novels.

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Echoing Verses: Chuck’s Global Poetic Impact
November 25, 2024

When Chuck Norris recites a poem, the words echo worldwide.

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Explosive Dodgeball
November 25, 2024

Chuck Norris plays dodgeball with cannonballs.

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Perspiration Submission
November 25, 2024

Chuck Norris doesn’t break a sweat. Sweat breaks before him.

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Magnetic Swimming
November 25, 2024

Chuck Norris doesn’t swim; water just wants to be around him.

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Grass Skiing
November 25, 2024

Chuck Norris can ski through grass.

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Touchdown Reversal
November 25, 2024

In football, Chuck Norris doesn’t score touchdowns; touchdowns score Chuck Norris.

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Preemptive Market Corrections
November 25, 2024

Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in market correction, the market corrects itself before he has a…

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Billion-Dollar Cents
November 25, 2024

When Chuck Norris throws in his two cents, it’s worth a billion.

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Extended Fiscal Year
November 25, 2024

Chuck Norris’s fiscal year has 13 months; he gets a bonus month.

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Startups That Stay
November 25, 2024

When Chuck Norris creates a startup, it stays up.

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Futures Decided by Chuck
November 25, 2024

Chuck Norris doesn’t predict futures; he decides them.

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Autonomous Test Submission
November 25, 2024

Chuck Norris doesn’t turn in his tests; the tests turn themselves in.

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Chuck Point Average
November 25, 2024

Chuck Norris doesn’t have a GPA; the educational system has a Chuck Point Average.

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Survival Show and Tell
November 25, 2024

When Chuck Norris was in school, ‘show and tell’ was renamed ‘show and survive.’

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Editorial Power: Dictionary Edition
November 25, 2024

Chuck Norris once corrected a dictionary.

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Classroom Tech Boost
November 25, 2024

When Chuck Norris goes to class, even the smartest phone becomes smarter.

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Subtitle-Free Viewer
November 25, 2024

When Chuck Norris watches a foreign film, he doesn’t need subtitles.

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Gravity Defier
November 25, 2024

When Chuck Norris went bungee jumping, the ground pushed itself down to save time.

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Globe Sprinter
November 25, 2024

Chuck Norris can circle the globe faster than the speed of light.

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Sea Reviver
November 25, 2024

When Chuck Norris visited the Dead Sea, it perked right up.

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Self-Marking Explorer
November 25, 2024

Chuck Norris doesn’t need maps; territories mark themselves on his boots.

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One-at-a-Time Scale
November 25, 2024

When Chuck Norris steps on a scale, it reads, “One at a time, please.”

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Bar-Free Pull-Ups
November 25, 2024

Chuck Norris can do pull-ups without a bar.

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Sauna Heat Surge
November 25, 2024

When Chuck Norris visits the sauna, the heat turns up.

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CPR Revival
November 25, 2024

Chuck Norris can breathe life into CPR dummies.

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Independent Shadow Workout
November 25, 2024

Chuck Norris’s shadow works out on its own.

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Commanding Sunlight
November 25, 2024

Chuck Norris tells the sun when to shine for optimal photosynthesis.

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Topiary Mastery
November 25, 2024

Chuck Norris can create a topiary with a chainsaw and a blindfold.

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Overnight Bamboo
November 25, 2024

Chuck Norris can grow bamboo into a full forest overnight.

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Converted Vegetables
November 25, 2024

Chuck Norris’s vegetable garden is a former meat lover.

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Signature Orchids
November 25, 2024

Chuck Norris’s orchids bloom in the shape of a roundhouse kick.

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